Don't let me spend Valentines Day card

Hello, it's me, I've been wondering if you like to be my valentine so I don't have to spend it alone and single, drunk, screaming Adele songs at the cat.  Make someone laugh, smile and cry with this Valentines. Don't spend it alone with ice cream, go out and find love with this funny card. 

Made from fine art paper

Size - A6 = 14.8cm by 10.5cm